Giant Horse Vagina

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!

by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021

Windsor Horse Rangers

A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.

THE CAT IS DEAD

(i killed it)

do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...

by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022

Horse o' clock

Time to get drunk

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock

by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017

Ultimate chicken horse

A game where you compete competitively to an end goal to get points if you get as many points as the settings have you win.

“Hey are you playing ultimate chicken horse?”
“no I am playing Subnautica the high-tech game.”

by Pseudonym1090 November 17, 2020

Generation High Horse

Generation High Horse : a term to describe any generation that precedes the next. Often represents behaviour's including: 'Condescension, Shaming, Blaming, Lying, Slavery'. People in this generation don't want to lose any perceived power and although they have great wisdom to share, they often get caught up in the power struggle rather than actually preventing the new generations from making the same mistakes.

Monkey 1: My brother told me I shouldn't start practicing voodoo...
Monkey 2: Did he say why?
Monkey 1: No he just said, trust me I'm older.
Monkey 2: Do what ever you want, he is generation high horse...

by NutsAwiezBuh May 28, 2018

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012