ice cream machine

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

by the person who exists March 5, 2022

Blueberry cream cake

The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)

My lunch break ends in ten minutes, still have time for a blueberry cream cake.

by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007

cream of mushroom stamp

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.

i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

by treborekim January 30, 2007

ice cream cone

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, and then follows that with a kiss.

Joni totally gave Herman an ice cream cone; his jizz ran down his own throat after they kissed!

by Nukes October 4, 2005

Ice cream date

A date without sexual intentions

"Bro, you get any D last night?"
"Nah, dude, you know Brad only likes ice cream dates when he first starts dating someone."

by Mrsgotyourback February 21, 2017

Ice cream sandwich

When you put a scoop of ice cream on your tongue and then go down on yo girl when she's close, causing her to orgasm while the ice cream drips and melts.

Tyfynni Lynn (Roommate): "OMG, spill the deets, how was last night?!? Like, why the fuck are the sheets green?!"
Brtanni-Georgietta: "Well we spilled something... I was about to orgasm and then Tyrone gave me an ice cream sandwich and I about passed out!"
Tyfynni Lynn- "Oooh, so it WAS it was mint chocolate chip"

by Image.jpeg October 2, 2015