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Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
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shy asshole syndrome

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
by Mad Malc March 6, 2014
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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode May 2, 2018
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subject matter asshole

1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.
That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole
by BostonGhost July 30, 2017
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fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with
Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.
by mhmm20 February 25, 2017
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Hot Asshole Syndrome

The feeling of intense heat on The Butthole. Sometimes this feeling can be so intense, it literally feels like you can fry an egg on The Butthole. Hot Asshole Syndrome is typically caused from a Raw Asshole due to constant wiping when dealing with Hiney Piss. Hot Asshole Syndrome can last for an entire day or longer if not dealt with properly.
Clyde was dealing with an intense case of Hiney Piss and ignored the recommendation from his peers to wipe his butthole with Wet Wipes. He then came down with Hot Asshole Syndrome and was waddling around in a miserable state of mind.
by NippleBob Crane June 5, 2022
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nuke my asshole

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021
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