piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks

Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!

by Birko01 September 7, 2013

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Supersonic piss

What your body extracts when you reach Mach 1.

Val Kilmer (Iceman) once experienced supersonic piss on the set of Top Gun. Luckily it was one of the last days of shooting because he was in a coma for 10 days afterwords.

by ropopeofpe December 18, 2008

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piss baby

pooper meow meow poopy heheh lol meow meow bestie word

me:ur a piss baby /piss bb

friend:aww u too 😍😍😈😈🦶🦶💪💪

by glorgo December 23, 2022

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sideways piss

When a guy pisses on the side of the toilit just above the water. Usally done when they are drunk or want to be quite.

Dude, I took a sideways piss last night but it ended up everywhere.

by sumdudeu4got December 8, 2009

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Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.

Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

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Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017

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