porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

bone drizzy

Bone drizzy basically means bone dry.

Me: Yo what's this weed saying?

Friend: Oh, this shit is drizzy!

Me: Drizzy enough to crumble?

Friend: Yeah bone drizzy!!

by Reeceg420 March 1, 2014

Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach

"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

Bone saw

Like, when you in France and you want to say a nice little evening greeting you say Bone saw!

Bone saw, madam!

by faceon56 August 20, 2016

bone diggity

Used to disagree with something ; sometimes substituted for the word "no"

"hey man you wanna do something later"
"Bone Diggity"

by Mitch Chase September 23, 2004