Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

Microwave Nipple

A smaller sized nipple usually about the size of a nickel reddish or brownish in color with a thick eraser tip. You can actually use to hang a towel on it! Small but very sturdy it can take a bite!

Dude my girl gets microwave nipple when I shave . I love it I hang my towel there and have her on standby till I am done shaving!

by Project 808 July 31, 2017

Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks

Hey dont let me suck your dick nipple

by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018

Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet

Are your furry nipples wearing yet?

by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024

Nipple

A tiny, flat, and stiff joystick, sometimes found on keyboards.

Nintendo added a C-Stick to the New 3DS, but it was a nipple!

by The_Kickster March 14, 2022