Idiot Box

1)...a television, which rots your brain

2)...a completely stupid person who does not deserve to even be alive, and should be killed immediately

3)...an x-box

1)That fat lazy whore just sits on her fat ass and watches the fukin idiot box all day.

2)I can't believe Blap is such an idiot box, he put his shoes on the wrong feet, go kick him in the fukin balls right now for being so stupid.

3)Quit playing that idiot box, and let's get the fuk out of this house, you damn game nerd.

by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008

Bird Box

When life gets tough and you need a well-deserved break.

"I finally got some well needed sleep and no longer want to bird box myself!"

by DMGUSA December 29, 2018

magic box

a spot in the vaginal are that when pushed can cause an orgasm

He worked and worked my magic box till i screamed in ecstacy

by sweets June 24, 2003

Eskimo Boxing

A fighting contest where both parties stand stationary, facing one another at less than arms reach.They take turns throwing single punches to the face. You are not allowed to block or dodge the punches. The winner is the last one standing. It is similar to roshambo.

Eskimo boxing is just like bloody knuckles but with your face.

by iamnoone December 19, 2008

Fuse Boxed

having sex with a woman in different orifices until you cum (like sticking a new fuse in every socket until the lights come on)

Halfway into fucking her, I just wasn't into it, so I fuse boxed her until I came.

by da_chronic September 17, 2010

Fart Boxing

When two people are performing oral on each other's asshole. Just like 69 but with the ass instead. The act of two people tongue-punching the other's fart-box.

Bro, me and Jane had a Fart Boxing match last night. It lasted 3 rounds before she got KO'd.

by ragekageTheD February 23, 2015

box night

The act of masturbating together, to porn, wearing a box on the head to avoid seeing each other. Because that would be awkward.
Might have be triggered by the ridiculous house prices in London forcing adults to share flats.

Up for a box night?
Yeh!
Bring your own box. I've just got one.

by The Q. January 22, 2014