The sister of one's spouse who acts in a purely selfish and ultimately evil fashion, working to create strife within a family to their own ends, whether emotional manipulation, financial gains, or perhaps both. She has the same motives and machinations as the Sith, or Evil Jedi, from the Star Wars galaxy.
"I found out my sither-in-law has been actively seeking to turn family members against my husband and I, hoping that it will somehow result in her getting a larger inheritance."
by kitschicat August 29, 2012
Get the sither-in-law mug.The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.
by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007
Get the O.J. law mug.Your in-laws are members of either the alt-left or alt-right, but you identify with the opposite side that they do.
I am a common sense person, but my alt-laws worship Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Obama, and the Clinton's because they are total sozialists.
by GLT75 May 26, 2017
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Get the Bird Law mug.Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.
We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.
We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
Get the mexican law mug.The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.
"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.
One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.
One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.
by aldwardo November 3, 2006
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Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009
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