Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable

Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...

by Darnman April 9, 2015

Bone Broth

Bone Broth: The mix of leftover fluids after boning out, on the bed or whatever surface you got yo fuck on.

Breathing hard just after pulling out and blowing a load all over her:

Damn girl, my bed is soaked look at all that bone broth you're laying in.

by RChammer0409 July 13, 2020

porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach

"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

Bone saw

Like, when you in France and you want to say a nice little evening greeting you say Bone saw!

Bone saw, madam!

by faceon56 August 20, 2016

sky bone

a joint, a spiff, a marijuana cigarette; origin 60's hemp hippy culture.

Let's light up a sky bone.

by Jonnie Cat November 11, 2004

Bone Zone

1) Describes the geographic or emotional area between two people in regards to boning potential (ie. Potential for sex). To be within the Bone Zone, refers to high boning potential, and being out of the Bone Zone refers to low boning potential.

1) My long distance girlfriend lives in a different country, so she is not in my Bone Zone. Therefore, supplementing my lack of boning should be permitted.

2) Dude, Erika and I have transcended the Friend Zone and are now in the Bone Zone. I'm glad she broke up with Josh, because now we can fuck with peace of mind.

by Hannah4Prez May 28, 2018