Man straw

Where a girl sucks off your full, hard, cum filled cock, essentially drinking your man essence through a straw, that wipes you out.

There's something about a lady who wants to suck off your essence through your man straw that makes you just want to jam her head into you even harder and never let go.

by Man strawman. August 21, 2013

Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.

Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia

by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021

Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

Penis Man

trash at deceit, Konnor

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly

by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019

cooch man

1. a male slut.

2. male jiggaloo

3. will work for pussy

4. captain save-a-ho

Look at that pimp running around rescuing girls at the club.

that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.

He's a lover not a fighter.

by Lady Rida May 27, 2009

hanuka man

a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )

joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?

ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!

joseph : SWEET!

by no one of concern June 22, 2009