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Plug 'n' Run

verb~ slang. The act of masturbating then holding down the foreskin and running to the toilet. Used by tidy males* that neither wish to blow in their boxers, have to wipe up wasting tissue or sacrifice a condom, known as a Posh Wank. The foreskin is folded down over the head of the penis and held in place with the index finger. Then at their leisure the man may run** to the toilet and urinate their baby batter away.

*Only works if you have a foreskin.

**You don't necessarily have to run. One could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. It is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.

-First recorded use by Si Hands circa 2005
Aw crap I'm outta tissues I'm gonna have to Plug 'n Run!

Are you actually itching your balls or have I just caught you in the middle of a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run?!?!?
by Funi February 19, 2009
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Drum n Bush

A fast drum and deep bassaline mixed with repeated phrases by American president George W Bush .

First used by Comedian Bill Baily
Phrases may include:

1. If you see a terrorist of fund a terrorist.... x 3
Your a terrorist.... x1 (all while a drum n bass beat
plays in the background. thus Drum n Bush
by Samuel Justin adesanya July 30, 2007
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p n' p

(pee-en-PEE) verb. abbreviation for party and play as relating to homosexual men engaging in sexual acts while high on methamphatimine (see p and p and crystal dick)
Tod: "Hey Tim. What are you doing this weekend?"
Tim: "I was invited to Tad's."
Tod: "Oh, that's right! Ted told me he got a teener.
Tim: "Yeah! Now I'll get laid."
Tod: "So, you guys are gonna p n' p huh?"
Tim: "I hope so."
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.
S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger
by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007
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Big n' Nasty

Yo lets go hit up the Big n' Nasty
by golf team November 15, 2005
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hot-n-ready

5 dollar little ceasers pizza that is suppose to be already made.
warning: eating an entire one by ones self will result in a dirty sanch-hole the next day.
dude i ate that whole hot-n-ready now i got the hersey squirts like there no tomorrow.
by poopoo mcgoo69 March 31, 2009
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