by solrac507 October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. by Sloppy Dallas October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. Her: "You want want me to give you a sloppy dallas"
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE
by genemutant November 22, 2023
Get the FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLEmug. Sarah gave me a sloppy dallas last night, my dick still looks like shit from all the dip spit she left on there!
by no royals October 15, 2020
Get the sloppy dallasmug. When she peels a mardarin orange while he hits it from the back, climax is achieved onto a slice that is then enjoyed by both parties. Add peel shavings for a fancy touch.
by DoggerDan March 12, 2021
Get the Sloppy Mandarinmug. by Hermann_The_German October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.