shit

Shit is the majority of people including you.

I hate you, shit!

by I haaaaaate yooouuuuuuuu! May 6, 2023

shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief

Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”

by Wingman17 June 29, 2021

EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

WHEN YOU STUFF IT DOWN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

MAN SHE CAN EAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT THOSE HOTDOGS WERE GOOD

by jeff long stewert May 31, 2022

Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.

I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.

by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014