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National smack your ex girls ass day

Yooo bro it’s national Smack your ex girls ass day
by Xxxbigdlck October 21, 2019
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Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.
by no can clammupah April 30, 2006
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Dat ri, turn ur ass around

Is a saying you say when someone doesnt shut up, and you feel like sayin in a high pitched voice... Dats ri turn ur ass around!!
fat ass infront of you is looking at you blatantly....and you respond to her...dats ri turn ur ass around!
by evans February 14, 2005
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bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018
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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans
Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019
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When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy
Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!
by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 9, 2021
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