do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

by sclairel January 22, 2018

I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

by Joe Saliba September 5, 2008

fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick

an attractive female that conducts interviews.

Foo, I had an interview today with a fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick!

by grumpy2121 August 3, 2008

kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

by STS07 June 6, 2011

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

by emery smith October 29, 2019

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009