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The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
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shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
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Shit pee pee ass

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog
Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight
by Wee haha pooo peew April 19, 2022
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okie dokie shit

the act of being called to your father because you keep saying okie dokie for him to say “shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect”
chuckie: put your fuckin clothes away

hunter: okie dokie

chuckie: shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect
by kanker123666 May 24, 2019
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Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.
-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.
by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021
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One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019
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