What the deuce?

A saying used by Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

Stewie: What the deuce?!

by Anonymous person..... March 28, 2019

what eh?

Used by "chavs" or scals, charvers, mush's, or, what i call them, NOBJOCKS. They normally use it when they're looking for a fight.

What eh? You wantin a fight?

by Jive Turkey March 23, 2005

what tf

used by nine year olds because they dont know what wtf means,
-what the f

ruby: ''what tf cozi??''
cozi: ''its wtf-''

by nixvixxrose May 28, 2021

what cracks

Whats up; whats happening; whats cooking.

What cracks tonight yo, gonna get a rusty trombone from da toofless hoe on the corner? Aight yo *does Saved by the Bell handshake*

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

What the dick?

A variation of "what the fuck?"

It is not commonly used, except by hipsters, art majors, and weird/odd people. Usually heard after a night of heavy drinking.

"Guys, what the dick? I think I left my wallet back at the bar"

by Muchacho90 October 8, 2012

What the Tsamps

A saying used 2 describe a feeling of annoyance.

Anthony,"bro i f***n totaled my car"

Mathew,"What the Tsamps bro"

by Tsamps January 9, 2011

what the heil?

the county-mire expression of "what the hell?" as made famous by Jackie Broyles of Red State Update on YouTube!!!

"What the heil? kinna talk is that?" Sounds like "hail" or "hale"

by BooneDawg CountyMire March 29, 2008