So now you care!

The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.

"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."

by Nidamric July 15, 2008

god i'm so blue

whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.

Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"

by robertodavinci February 19, 2021

um child anways so

just watch nikki minaj

big boobs ? um child anways so

by hiwap October 5, 2020

you're so many things

If a person inspires such joy and wonder (or happy confusion) that words fail to describe.

Girl!! You're so many things.

by Just words. Damn! May 8, 2018

Just so you know:

"Here's me being a dick:" or "You're not going to like this but you're not allowed to reply:" are synonymous.

"Just so you know: in the new building there will be no dogs allowed." "Just so you know: I've always hated that sweater."

by T. Z. Müller November 11, 2011

why are there so many definitions of this

so it looks like I'm the only one making definitions for this word?
:(

why is nobody making definitions of "why are there so many definitions of this"

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021

He/she's so Lana

A phrase used to describe someone who emulates the likes of a Lana Del Rey song. This individual is often seen as very attractive physically, sexually, and emotionally, expressing quiet traits of elegance, confidence, kindness, and charm; an overall dreamy appeal, as heard in Lana Del Rey's music. Someone who is almost too graceful to be real.

Popular examples include Elvis Presley, Austin Butler, Henry Cavill, and Taylor Swift

Person 1: "Wow, he's absolutely stunning!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's so Lana."

*he/she's so Lana*

by Tory Nash August 26, 2023