Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.

I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.

by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023

Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.

Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.

by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013

Facebook Rappers

One who posts one "rap" every status. These "raps" are usually very conceited and are trash. The people who post these think they "got mad rhymes", may be a part of a made up rap group and think they will make it big. But the truth is, they are just Facebook Rappers.

Everybody love me so why u be hatin, oh u mad I thought tht u be happy I made it
Facebook Rappers Unanimous

by Jevito August 15, 2011

Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.

me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots

by GroogFish April 27, 2011

Facebook dandy

A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.

"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."

by Dabro October 25, 2012

facebook cutter

Once who uses Facebook to gain sympathy or attention by updating his/her status with depressing or self loathing comments

John: Did you see Christy's status earlier? I am starting to get concerned about her.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.

by The Great Felatio August 22, 2011

Facebook Transient

Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.

Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?

Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.

by 15951 February 11, 2012