Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.

I gota go fuck an air woman.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009

ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!

reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

MacBook Air 11'

The thing that apple created obviosly in a rush just to make a quick buck. Marketed as powerful when in reality a Toaster could outperform it. Only good thing about it is that it is indestructible. Apple made no case for it and they have stopped making it now. Thank you for saving the younger population from having to buy one because it is one of the cheapest apple products.

The MacBook Air 11' Is a massive waste of Money

by Margie Thatcher December 4, 2017