child

1. Child - Noun. A person that is in the ages of 4-9.
2. Childish - Adjective. A person who is being foolish.
3. Child - Noun. Upset gamers may call someone who killed them a child with aim assist.
4.Kid - Noun A person that is playing video games with a toxic player.

1. Ooh look at how cute that child is!
2. Sam stop being so childish!
3. Bro he is just a child with aim assist!
4. Kid give me ammo and mats!

by tacoman69420 March 8, 2021

phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Child

Leo Filippello

Leo Filippelo acted like a child when he ran away from his feeling being hurt

by Leoisachild February 6, 2021

Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 26, 2022

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022