The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.

"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

Irish

Irish is the best girl that a guy can ever get. She is just so beautiful that you will fall in love with her the first time you see her. She's a Queen. She's the goddess of beauty. She's natural beauty, no matter what. She's awesome, intelligent, wondeful, insanely beautiful, cute, trustful, and also helpful. She will always be there for you no matter what, she's the best friend you can get. Once you know an iris, you just cant stop thinking about her, it's pretty much impossible to stop. If you ever give an Irish a hug, will feel love and wariness, and you'll won't forget. Even if you hold her hand. Irish is that perfect girl! So, If you know an irish, never ever let her go, you'll feel like your missing a big part of you. 💯👑

Me: who's that goddess looking girl over there?
Friend: That's irish.
Me: Man she's so beautiful, she's like the goddess of beauty, I can't stop looking at her.
Friend: you should got at her!
Me: maybe I should, I won't regret, I just know!

by Lerianjikyu November 23, 2021

Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!

Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I

by Yoonker March 5, 2022

Irish Bevin

When you stick a roofee in your ass followed by a bottle of Proper Twelve whiskey while doing a keg-stand.

Only 2 people have ever successfully executed the Irish Bevin.

by Big Bugger June 22, 2021

Irish kiss

A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome

The two who kissed fell over. They had an Irish kiss

by anonymous April 5, 2025

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish silencer

Using a potato on the muzzle of a gun in an attempt to muffle the sound of a shot.

Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.

by Dr. Lizardo August 19, 2025