Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022

Prude as a Turkey

Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!

Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?

by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019

Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024

Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.

"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."

by Carboy512 December 5, 2024

Turkey

Fucking 3 different bitches within 3 days.
Derived from a turkey in bowling where you score three strikes in a row. Can be pulled off very carefully, just remember to wash your dick.

John: Bro, I just got a turkey! No shit, and they were all fine!

Brandon: Damn, you’s a real fuckboy

by YungKrysto December 1, 2017

Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020