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uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.
"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."
by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018
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rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.
I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.
by mylegalninja June 6, 2019
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Punk Rock

“Punk Rock” Punk: To go against the grain,To do what you want when you want and you want it done even in the face of authority.

Punk Rock: A Style of music played by the working class for the working class , a style of dress that is meant to represent ones personal beliefs and moral standard meant to identify themselves in order to attract those like minded. To be known as a punk is to be known to be rowdy , To be rowdy by nature , To be Punk Rock is to always stand for your beliefs streight down to a fist fight even when you stand alone. That is punk rock. Punk Rock as a style of dress without a belief is a poser, a Poser: A person who dresses in assosiation of a group of people but does not understand the culture or beliefs .A Punk Rocker Will Fight You Rvem When They Know There In For A Beatdown. A poser will talk their way out of stuff, Call the Cops Or Pretend That they are above a fist fight when they are scared. Only Those within their own genres can tell those who don’t belong. Mainly because they don’t know how to act with commeradery amongst those that dress alike,A Punk Rock Motto :Talk Shit ,Get Hit🤘
“Sheena Is A Punk Rocker”
“That was Punk Rock”
“She was Charged with Resisting Arrest, Because she got out of the handcuffs while being detained, A Vandalism Charge For kicking out the window of the cop car , And Hogtied for taunting the officers after slipping out of the hand cufffs” Dang...., “That was Punk Rock”...... Yup ,”She’s a Bad Bitch”
by the deader the better April 9, 2019
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teh rock

dwayne 'the rock' johnson but the 'the' is misspelled.
Person 1: which actor do you like the best?
Person 2: dwayne teh rock johnson
by SeaweedBrain69 October 14, 2020
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shimmy rocked

To get fought by
Oh sis you were just about to get shimmy rocked.
by Chick521 December 30, 2017
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get a rock on

'Get a rock on' is phrase that someone would use after another person has said something to them that has no relelvance to them.
"Ha! I'm 16 tomorrow and you're not," says Jim
"Get a rock on," replied Remus sarcastically.
by Liam_T2 September 16, 2007
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Zombie Rocks

An alternate name for "Bath salts" (as in the drug). Coined after the rush of "zombie attacks" in the news attributed the drug.
Zombie rocks, they'll make you eat face.
by Dr. Killinger December 11, 2012
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