by PeterRDGriffin September 27, 2009
Get the John Cenamug. by Gerbilweebies February 11, 2007
Get the John Kerrymug. A below average wrestler that now compete on RAW. He is the current WWE champ. His wrestling ability is very crappy, and his gimmick is even worse. He also has one of the worst finisher ever, the F-U. The move is nothing more than a fireman's carry into a body slam. It doesn't make since why it would hurt at all. Cena was the reason SD! sucked so bad for so long. Thank god Benoit is there now. Cena turns away viewers. If it wasn't for the rest of the people on RAW roster, RAW would be in very low ratings right now. Simply put, Cena sucks.
by Cena Sucks July 15, 2008
Get the John Cenamug. A dumbass wannabe marine who has made the WWE championship belt look like a toy with a spinning WWE logo in the center that hypnotizes the young fans and girls into liking him. Hes suppose to be the fan favorite and the biggest face in the WWE but gets booed by the majority of WWE fans(men)and is only loved by kids 8-16 and females(mostly fat, ugly, and slutty).
wrestling fan: How is John Cena the best?
female: cuz hes liek soooo HAWT!!!!
kid: cuz hes th best lolz!!!11
female: cuz hes liek soooo HAWT!!!!
kid: cuz hes th best lolz!!!11
by Ivan. December 30, 2008
Get the John Cenamug. One of the worst wrestlers in history,although he sucks he is the WWE champion because random retards love him.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.
There's kurt angle and outstanding wrestler who works very hard, but oh wait there's a white rapper.Lets make him WWE Champ !!!111oneone
by Vince McMahon Jr September 3, 2005
Get the john cenamug. A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017
Get the John Egbertmug. a man who is a Hero to others. Who has been through alot of challenging events in his life time and still can walk around with a smile on his face. John Egan is a guy who can say he went through hell and back and lives to tell his story about it.
A man who is couragious, intelligent, and an amazing friend. If ever given the chance to date a John Egan, be prepared to have your world taken for a spin, but when its over he would probably be one of the best boyfriends you could ever have. A ladies man, mostly to older woman. Somewhat romantic but very outgoing.
A man who is couragious, intelligent, and an amazing friend. If ever given the chance to date a John Egan, be prepared to have your world taken for a spin, but when its over he would probably be one of the best boyfriends you could ever have. A ladies man, mostly to older woman. Somewhat romantic but very outgoing.
by cantxgetenoughx3 August 25, 2010
Get the John Eganmug.