gettin' cakes

-if you're hookin-up with a girl or getting some pussy, youre gettin cakes
-it can be used in past, present and future tense:

-past tense: i got cakes

-present tense: im gettin cakes

-future tense: im gunna try to get some cakes tonight

i was gettin' cakes from this girl
yo bro, did you get any cakes at the party last night?
im tryin to get some cakes from your sister

by mizzohl September 1, 2010

pussy cake

dirogatory term: the act of not joining in on things that others are doing. being a pussy and or as soft as a cake

zane: hey avery you wanna go egg that one hippy in 3rd period?

garris: no thats mean and what if we get cuaght?

zane: so what stop being a little pussy cake

by zane123456 May 24, 2006

Zebra Cake

someone who is white on the outside, yellow on the inside.

I am such a zebra cake, did you see gundam wing last night?

by webber (ben medcalf) May 2, 2003

Baking a Cake

Art of creating a relationship with a women. Meeting a girl is spotting the ingredients. Introducing yourself and/or talking to her for the first time is buying the ingredients. Putting the cake in the oven is when your "talking" with a girl. Taking the cake out is dating a girl. Eatting the cake is doing anything sexual with a girl. Little bits are kissing and making out. Decent bite is a makeout session/ dry humping/a lot of physical body contact/fingering. Eatting half of the cake is receiving/performing oral sex. Eatting the whole cake is having sexual intercourse. Very simple, but can become extremely creative and easy to use.

"Hey bro, whats up with that girl? you baking a cake?"

"lol yea bro its still in the oven. ima take it out in a couple weeks."

"dope dope im already eatting my cake dog"

"hahaha nice nice"

by happybakerAchmed:) February 28, 2009

greezy cakes

(n) Given to someone with the intent to shut them up.

"Yo, i'm gonna give greg the greezy cakes if he doesn't shut up."

"nice"

by EFitz08 February 12, 2006

cake vacuum

(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.

shortens to cake vac

person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...

by fat person January 8, 2008

cake check

similar to the dutch oven, a cake check is when you let one go under the covers and keep it sealed. you then open one side to let the air escape and it hits you in the face just like when you open up an oven to check on a cake.

you're sitting in bed with your significant other and you let one go (silently since it will work best that way), then open up the end near your partner's side and say "cake check!"

by ba_bface February 5, 2010