carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.

"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

Burn your bed

Packing all your things and placing them in a locker room

Puneet: When are you going to burn your bed?
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL

by Cryptic Singh November 19, 2018

third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

by Dr_dude January 11, 2014

self-degree burns

Used when someone disrespects or makes fun of themselves.

(also see self burn)

Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."

by Youdknow May 27, 2021

fourth degree burn

When someone burns you so bad with a joke that there is no comeback, leaving one to walk away in shame.

After that "yo momma joke", Jim was left with a fourth degree burn, he had no comebacks. He walked away with his head down.

by tribexteetzel February 22, 2015

Pizza Box Burn

That burn you get as the hot pizza box sits in your lap during the car ride home. This usually results in your legs being red from where the box was, as well as a temporary burning pain.

Person 1: Oh my god! What happened to your legs?

Person 2: Pizza Box Burn -.-

by A Random Name I needed to Post September 11, 2011