Hargrove's Syndrome

A parasitic mass originating from China, which latches onto the arm and/or penis of (typically) a male human. Known to make incessant noises which cause insanity or other personality disorders. Treatable, but difficult to cure. Large cause for STDs.

The parasitic mass is in the same class as the Hirudo, or leeches.

Peter: Oh god, what's that thing hanging on Matt's arm?!
Patrick: Oh, you didn't know? Matt has Hargrove's Syndrome.
Peter: I hope he can be cured!

by The17thColossus June 2, 2009

Phatass Syndrome

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.

Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.

by The Commision69 April 1, 2015

Sakuta Syndrome

A syndrome where you like to be hit by your senpai, not in a sexual way, but you make it sexual. Such as a slap, or being stepped on. Not being stepped on constantly, is the worst punishment possible.

Usui got hit in the head by Misa-sama. "You really are a pervert! You must have Sakuta Syndrome if you enjoy me hitting you!" Misa yelled.

by stinky_sock June 28, 2021

circus syndrome

The feeling you get after going to the circus (or working there)

You may feel like performing crazy stunts, even if it might result in death.

"I think my kid has circus syndrome."

by Sheeptalk August 14, 2020

Satalite Syndrome

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

Stinkholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon in which an individual traumatized by anal penetration begins to feel sympathy for, and even desires anal penetration.

I thought it was just a one time ass play, but I think I gave her stinkholm syndrome.

by ThatCoyote June 20, 2016

Dugey Syndrome

" When you get so many bitches on your dick that you don't know what to do with yourself. " A term to describe having many women that are willing to consent to sexual intercourse and being unable to control yourself and find a way to please them all.

Dj and Peyton for sure have to have Dugey Syndrome

There is no chance Paul will have Dugey Syndrome

by Lil panda 420 January 27, 2022