Squid Mommy 🌹 @ NEW HOME OWNER!

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by sailorlily May 24, 2021

Be home in a min

When someone says "be home in a min" and it ends up being over an hour later when they get home

Husband "be home in a min"
Wife "heard that before"

..... An hour and a half later, calls husband...

Wife "where are you?"

Husband "oh I'll be home in a min, just finishing my beer"

by Abcddcba April 8, 2015

Headless-Home

A house hold that doesn’t include sexual acts involving the oral area.

“I lived in a headless-home for 16 years.”

by blakelywithaB March 31, 2022

Home game

Having sex in your home/room

Yo I can’t go in my room, my roommate is having a home game.

by mharris224 December 13, 2018

home renovator

Someone who enters a relationship to strengthen it

I'm a home renovator not a home wrecker

by steven far November 16, 2022

Home Checker

Is not cheating with someone in a relationships as home wrecker , but rather communicates and slightly flirts with them to see how stable the relationship is

Billy accepted his title of home checker as he got his ass beat after flirting with Kyle’s girlfriend.

by Grip Reaper April 9, 2023

Home wrecker

Yegor

Yegor is a home wrecker.

by Mila_11-11 May 24, 2023