Are you going to Drew Lock me?

This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.

Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.

Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?

by jackelliott December 30, 2024

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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

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