fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

Fuck me in the ass and call me Jesus

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany or someone beautiful

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

by Thenrkrjff September 30, 2020

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

i push my fingers into my ass

its the only thing that slowly stops the avhe

"hey bro what are you doing?"
"i push my fingers into my ass"

by Slao October 31, 2022

National slap ass day pt 2

Slap ass day ot 2 is wen you can slap anyone's ass (boy or girl)
Only for this day tho

John:come here
*Slaps his gf ass*
Kate:y did u do that
John: do u know what today is

Kate:no
John:its national slap ass day part 2

National slap ass day pt 2 is a second day out of the year when u can slap anyone's ass for a day

by I jusy make em November 9, 2020

Are you fucking me in the ass right now?

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.

Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

by Eisenhower June 25, 2017