Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting

Stacey is such a snap shitter

by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

Shit

To be cobracoy

“Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”

by Cobracoy November 29, 2023

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

Shit Rumble

Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.

I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life

by Torbalan March 16, 2024

Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.

I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023