Shit Dick

A person who anal fucks too often.

Look over there at Joey. What a shit dick.

by shitty_butthole October 25, 2019

leopard shit

the ability to make yourself look like a half a retard

girl1-guys lets go to the leopard shit
guy-what are you some kind of a half a retard
girl2-she gets what she can
girl1-it is what it is

by tommy tim lusifer the 3rd January 2, 2012

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018

Shamrock Shit

The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™

“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”

by HexTheCarbuncle February 23, 2019

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

Dog shit

Scooter Braun

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021