wet jet

The moistest of all ladies

Dude, she is such a wet jet

by McWet Jet March 12, 2018

wet spagett

Wet spagett is the finest of the spaggets usually in the form of ramen noodles but must be wet.

Did you try the spagett at the restaurant?

Yes I have but it does not compare to my famous wet spagett.

by Mac Daddy 420 December 10, 2018

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality

“ocean is such a wet cabbage”

by meadox November 20, 2022

wet backin

When you make her so wet when you're having sex that her back is covered in it, and so is the front of you.

I was so good last night, I had my girl wet backin.

by DatOneFrFr January 11, 2023

Wet Muppet

Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"

That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.

by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003

Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

wet face

It is the art of blowing a generous load of spunk in your hand then smacking a deserving individual in the face. It can also can be used with other bodily fluids.

I wet faced you girl last night
Bitch I will wet face you

I got a nice load of spunk and i will wet face the hoe

by tapemesure September 20, 2009