eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011

low eyes

To get high on weed

Let's catch a case of the low eyes.
I need to lower my eyes really quick and I'll be ready.

by edru December 9, 2008

ANAL EYES

When two people are completely nude with their assholes lined up next to each other.

They kept on looking at me with those Anal Eyes.

I wanted to go deeper into their Anal Eyes.

Look into our Anal Eyes and tell us you love us.

by Ruze August 20, 2011

Whispering Eye

A vagina

Her whispering eye called for me.

by SBS331 December 20, 2008

Eye of Sauron

Prior to anal sex, a girl bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as far as she can while dialating her asshole so she can better reveal her anal cavity. At this special moment, you insert your penis into the opening while humming the theme song of Mordor from Lord of the Rings. As she beckons for your "orcs" you give her all your "army's strength". There may be some "soil from the battlefield" on your penis afterwards.

Bobby gave Shelley an Eye of Sauron last weekend! I heard she couldn't walk for two days and poop got all over his dick!

by sexy mango November 15, 2010

Eye Sex

When you maintain eye contact with a stranger, in an oddly sexual manner, perhaps at the grocery store or driving down the street... for more than five seconds, you have successfully managed to "do" someone, eye-sex style.

Be careful though, don't want to share sloppy seconds with your friends ;) SAFE SEX, wear some SUNGLASSES!

(IN THE CAR driving with her girl friend)

Natalie: "OMG, OMG... I just DID him"

Kerry: "WHO?!?!"

Natalie: "That guy over there on the motorcycle... you know, eye sex"

Kerry: "Here's some glasses you NASTY! (throws sunglasses)... don't wanna go catchin' any pink eye!... GROSS"

by kdaw333 November 12, 2011

drunk eyes

When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by seductive stares or photo evidence.

"That girl is totally giving me drunk eyes at the bar." OR "Wow- so-and-so looks wasted in that picture."

by Immyic535 February 17, 2009