Friends With Consequences

The truest definition of the misconception of friends with benefits, fuck buddies, etc. The reasoning behind the consequences is no matter what, the benefits are overshadowed by the consequences.

Keegan: This girl really wants to be my FWB.
BSD: Dude, if she was serious and grounded in reality she would refer to it as friends with consequences, not benefits...

by H.A.M.S.T.er's R Us January 10, 2013

Lazy friend

A friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. I.E., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at ALL, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.

I texted Ariana four times today and all she wrote back was "ok".

Me: HI! How are you? Did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
Lazy Friend: Hi. No.
Me: You SUCK at communications, PS.
Lazy Friend: *crickets*

by underwaterdreamer October 13, 2011

Just a friend

When Adrien Agreste forgets to use his brain cells AND OPEN HIS EYES to see the love of his life Marinette in front of him, so he doesn't see that he loves her and spouts this bs phrase (please Adrien look at how she is your safe place and how happy she makes you and also HOW SHE WOULD LOOK IF YOU SLAPPED A LADYBUG MASK ON HER FACE)

" Marinette can't possibly be in love with me, she's just a friend who loves fashon bsides there's Luka"

by iaintcreativeenoughforthis May 15, 2021

friend bin

When a girl tells you she "just wants to be friends," she has put you into the friend bin.

Well, I tried to make a move on her, but she put me in the friend bin, so I let all the air out of her tires.

by dirtyjww July 20, 2008

friend zone

The worse place a man can be unless

1.He is gay
2.The girl is ugly.

"John was glad Sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like Sandy ran into a brick wall.

by Rich.S May 27, 2007

friend guy

Guy who, despite his best efforts, will never be more than a friend to any girl he meets. Usually ends up with a lot of friendgirls, and if numerous enough, could be considered a friend (definition #7).

Sarah just gave me the "friend guy" speech. Why does this always happen?!

by eversoemo September 19, 2004

Friend Whore

Someone on Facebook, Myspace, or any site of the sort who:

A) Accepts random friend invitations from most anyone.

B) Invites as many people as possible to become their friend, (particularly if they have friends in common) whether they know them or not.

Friend whores are usually teenage girls, but really anyone can be a friend whore.
Most friend whores are considered to be "social" in real life as well.

"Yeah she has 1000 friends on Facebook."
"She's such a friend whore."

by Solnai May 9, 2010