irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

Irish thanksgiving

Another name for St. Patrick’s day

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

irish mouthguard

when someone is asleep you put your nuts on there teeth

dude dean passed out at the party so we all gave him an irish mouthguard

by constapedpooblocker February 4, 2010

Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024

Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.

Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."

by nacko420 October 20, 2017

Irish institute

It’s an only-boys catholic school in Monterrey Mexico full of rich fuckboys who think they are the shit. You can spot them wearing an Acapella T-shirt, adidas sweatpants, a Zac Efron 2016 haircut and adidas sneakers. They also star dirty dancing drinking, smoking, vaping ect at a very young age.

Girl1: In what school are you from?
boy1: Irish institute *slaps ass*
Girl1: *gasp* what the fuck is wrong with you

by Noteinteresaqueestres February 24, 2018