smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Smashing Cigarettes

Meaningless Sex

My friend's wife said they were smashing cigarettes earlier.

by RaccoonChickenIII November 11, 2022

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Smash Box

A woman’s spank bank

I’m so gonna put this in my Smash box. Is Tight AF. It’s like Vegas baby

by TheQueenSmashBox May 13, 2022

Hop on smash bros

Sex haha

Jeff: hop on smash bros

Jim: lmao

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Smash

sex

i wanna smash him

by ihave69husbands420 July 14, 2022

Smash

Wanna smash baby girl/boy
Cause I'm bio yo I'm gey

Smash me

by Loveeee meeee fuckkkk yeahhh November 8, 2018