Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Nipples are chafing

When your tits are hard or pointy

My nipples are chafing cause it's so cold

by King Kong Penis February 16, 2015

Nipple Trump Twister

To twist a trump supporters nipple so hard he screams in orgasm and squirts his genital fluid

I met this hot ass trump supporter and has to give her the Nipple Trump Twister

by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022

Drippy Nipples

Homer

HOMER SHUT UP WITH YOUR DRIPPY NIPPLES

by DADDYDRIPZ November 4, 2019

Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013

mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.

mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.

by helloguy1 November 27, 2020

small nipples

unusually small nipples are a sign of warmth, lack of sex, or you were just born with small nipples

dude you have really small nipples

by Mineta is a perv November 7, 2018