mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017

Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018

mexican bambi

A Mexican who uses the deer snapchat filter and is super lit.

Bryan is a Mexican Bambi.

by Bryan Kardashian February 15, 2017

mexican vader

Beter than Han Cholo

Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.

by NotTheJewishTaxCollector June 1, 2017

Mexican toilet

(or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.

Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...

by Not T 1 July 1, 2020