jesus antonio martinez 

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .

jesus antonio martinez by green gazes May 10, 2018

jesus erection 

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

jesus erection by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018

jesus kid 

The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday

Are u going to church

Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid

jesus kid by Bag of chips May 24, 2018

Jesus fuck me christ 

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

Jesus fuck me christ by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

Jesus-Like 

Being <Jesus-Like> is when somebody has pure power or control of there actions.

Man that guy is real powerfull
OR.
Man that guy is real <Jesus-Like>

Jesus-Like by Your_Maker June 5, 2018

Jesus Boner

A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.

That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)

Jesus Boner by Narcoleptic Cactus June 17, 2018

Jesus Speaking 

The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.

Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.

Jesus Speaking by Zxkred June 22, 2018