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dutch pie

It's like a dutch oven except you take a shit under the sheets instead of farting under the sheets
Bob was giving his girl a dutch oven but then it went to long and became a dutch pie.
by Richard Deckard December 29, 2016
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Fat pie

A fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking tits or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.

Would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.
G'ham: "Check out that jailbait!"
Dave: "IDK man, she's a bit of a fat pie.."
G'ham: "True, maybe I'd wrap it first."
by Jizzmeister November 6, 2012
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Mikel Pie

Mikel pie is a nice guy. He enjoys making people laugh and smile because their happiness makes him happy. He is unfortunately a sad person, but often hides his emotions fearing the consequences of showing them. He gets friend zoned by nearly every girl, but managed to get pet zoned by one. He is rarely given compliments, and is often seen as a joke. Sometimes he thinks he is unloved, and that people only like him, but not love him. Fortunately he is trying to turn his life around and smile and be happier. Mikel pie might sound bad, but once you get to know him, he's very good
Can you do this Mikel pie
Or
Your hair is so soft Mikel pie
by Coles helpline September 6, 2016
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Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.
"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"
by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021
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Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.
Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.
by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011
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Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.
Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.
by Bingo1 March 2, 2011
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pimp pie

by stuart downie September 9, 2003
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