You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

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shit-tun-of-chick-un

A word used predominately in the southern-part of the Continental United States, when one defecates for an extended period of time after visiting Golden Corral on a bright, joyous Sunday afternoon and consuming a copious amount of poultry.

"Brother-man has a shit-tun-of-chick-un from all that delicious baked chicken breasts!"

by KamIAm May 29, 2018

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shit like that

When you call your boyfriend to see what he's up to.

"What are you doing? Shit like that?"

by Donnasez January 14, 2016

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Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

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shit

the thing that comes out of your ass

shit is something i would not want to tell you about

by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019

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shit sister

every family has one....the less favourite or popular or successful sibling. Think of Danni Minogue compared to Kylie. Danni is the shit sister. Could also, be the second favourite son, if you have a brother.

Danni is the shit sister to Kylie.

by HomeBrand August 30, 2021

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