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Shit

Liquid shit that pours out of your anus like a waterfall!!
HOLY SHIT!!! HELL HAS BROKE LOOSE IN THE BATHROOM!!
by heyheyhey888 May 11, 2018
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Shit

A beautiful homeless guy that sounds like kermet the frog
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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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Shit in Your Ass

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
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shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry
“shit piss cock fart”
did you stub your toe?”
penis
by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
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shit

the fuckin log that comes out of your ass
person one- i’m shitting

person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-
by That really annoying red head February 10, 2021
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