Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

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shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

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shit

a brown piece of poop floats in the toilet bowl while a kid stays on his phone for an hour on the toilet

¨i think i have to shit¨

by Whatismyassdoingupsidedown June 9, 2022

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That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020

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A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

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