faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

see more ass than a toilet seat

for a man to to be sexually promiscuous (for the equivalent used of a women look up see more pricks than a dart board)

He may see more ass than a toilet seat but he never had a drink.

by The Return Light Joker January 26, 2010

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke

Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend

Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"

by L.Harris July 28, 2016

national slap ass day round 2

National slap ass day round 2!! You can slap and grab and boy or girls ass for the whole day infront if everyone!!💯💯

Bro it’s national slap ass day round 2!! Let me go find Jessica and slap that ass!

by SlapMyAss October 10, 2018

Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013