lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023

sike i lied your pancakes are dry

A viral meme on vine

Person1: ayo can i get some syrup Person2: yeah i got one more SIKE I LIED YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY

by Ohclpz January 27, 2023

get on your case

get on your case meaning like before i get on you / expose you or air you out

“ shut up for i get on your case “

by ariannaarll May 16, 2023

go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

National give your girl a hoodie day

November 18th is the day you give your girl a hoodie.

“hey i got u a hoodie”
“why?”
“cuz it’s national give your girl a hoodie day, duh”

by st151191 November 17, 2022

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by Crumme bread May 29, 2022