Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

2K Dick

When Ronnie from 2k rapes you so hard for VC and puts you against two 7 foot mascot PF/C builds when you’re just two PG builds and go on a losing streak because of it.

Bro I’m getting no VC for these 2v2 games cause they wanna put us against two centers every game, Ronnie really be giving us that 2K Dick

by TennisDickDemon June 14, 2025

Dick-thinker

Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹

Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much

Travis said to kat

by PoTz& GiGlez April 24, 2020

dick binging

When a homosexual male or straight female go out one night with only one intention which would be sucking dick (and multiple in one night)

Im kind of scared going out with "brittany", shes going dick binging!

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

360 dick-flip

Primarily while engaging sexual intercourse, it is when a man jumps into the air and spins all the way around (360) and mid air ejaculate your semen so that every last drop lands in the your partners mouth. Be sure to where a helmet if you try this at home. Side effects are dick cancer.

Dude 1:Did you just do a 360 dick-flip!?
Dude 2: Yeh
Dude 1:But that causes dick cancer!!
Dude 2:Worth it

by GaryTheHarryCanary February 25, 2015