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Son of a bitch

1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.

2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.

2:

Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
by E hates Q September 9, 2021
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Bitch please

Bitch please is like saying I don’t believe you
Bitch please you haven’t lost any weight
by Steph yea lynn March 5, 2024
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Bitch Snack

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.
Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.
by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014
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No Bitches Paradox

When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
by [._.] July 13, 2022
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Bitches

What you don't have
by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022
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Bitch tits

A male with large breasts

A person who is whines and complains a lot.
Sarah: I think Mark is pretty cute.
Allison: He's aite, but man he's got some bitch tits.
by BriguyPort November 16, 2022
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Witch bitch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a witch bitch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can alternatively also be written "bitch witch".
This witch witch got in my way so I knocked her out!

All I see is a witch bitch pretending to be nice.

This witch bitch insulted me, so I called her a witch bitch!

Which witch bitch are you referring to?
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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