Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

War Shit

A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings

Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits

by Warshittr001 September 25, 2023

servitor shit

Something strange, random, confusing, and totally fucked up. FUBAR.

"That dragon knight thing outside of SSC just did 80 damage to me"

"Man that's some servitor shit"

by Spoojy July 26, 2022

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Shitting on the dog

To smoke weed

Dallas's parents caught us shitting on the dog last night

by THChris June 19, 2022

Shitty-Ass-Shit

When something is just downright shitty

That’s some shitty-ass-shit

by anonymous August 20, 2022

dog shit

hype unit

yall ever just see a big pile of dog shit on the ground

by atomiccrazzy October 15, 2020